Bunch of requests

ironstrike 22 Mar 2011 21:07
OK Im looking for a bunch of things, but I probably wouldnt buy them for several months.

But Im looking for:
Odd videos, very funny or just weird. Random things that are funny i.e. A monkey flying a plane, or midgets beating up a clown.
Not those specifically, but weird/funny.

Unintentionally funny videos, clips that you may have intended to be serious but the actor has a weird expression or something that makes the clip funny in a "napoleon dynamite" kind of way. Clips that might be rejected as "limited commercial value" on another site.

18century, or steampunk style objects. or clothing, or people. (video)
engine sounds, airplane engines, or powerful sounding engines
80s themed pictures or vectors
rock and roll theme stuff (maybe)
Quentin Tarantino style music.
cheerful Idents (music only)- like "its always sunny in philadelphia"

Also I need music like from these navy commercials, (1st might be from the movie armageddon???)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YFUfuglke0


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmuuVGrQIVU&feature=related
JHDT_Productions 22 Mar 2011 21:10
What have you gotten yourself into young man.....
RekindlePhoto 23 Mar 2011 04:18
Midgets, monkeys and clowns .... oh my!

Off to the Wizard of Oz for this problem ;)
ironstrike 23 Mar 2011 18:44
I go with trouble like biscuits and gravy.

I also want cheesy scifi sound effects, like from the old transformers

What I mean is just weird funny clips. Kind of like this demo reel, (which is meant to be a joke demo reel BTW)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFtS9t2hDzY
vadervideo 23 Mar 2011 21:22
Here is a bin titled "Humorous" just for you:
Blue collar worker - break time - pulls banana from pocket HD FootageInfatuation at the workplace with leg work - 3 HD FootageAsian woman and the mailbox - 1 HD Footagewide shot woman with eyesight problems trying to do paperwork finds glasses HD FootageHumorous Asian woman - secretary and office work - front shot - 10 HD FootageGothy goofball girl - 1 - double horns and giggle HD FootageBlue collar worker start cleaning his jump suit with roller - shoulders HD FootagePregnant "Goth" girl poses with tilts - 8 - tilt up - lace boots and posing HD FootageConfused blue collar worker tries to understand tools - humor HD FootageYoung woman puts on flip flopsand walks off - leg and feet view - 5 HD FootageGangster tourist - humor - mixes up gun with camera and apologizes HD FootagePre keyed green screen Asian Woman - Banana gun humor HD FootageLegs and the office romance - 6 HD FootagePregnant "Goth" girl poses with tilts - 5 - tilt up - happy mother in sneakers HD FootagePre keyed green screen Asian under cover cop and vixen - 6 HD FootageSexy Brunette lady with a gun - 6 - Okay, yeah sure, no problem. HD FootageWorker lifts up hammer and crowbar and looks confused HD FootageKid's eyes follow and object HD FootageStereotypical black gangster ser 1 -   chatting on the phone and shooting HD FootageBlue collar worker humor - day dreaming while eating a banana HD FootagePretty brunette with pink paper umbrella - 7 - I can dance. Sideways. HD FootageGoth Girl - Close ups - 10 - silly bullwinkle impression HD FootageTax Time - Woman thinks she finished sorting shoot cohort with toy gun HD FootageInfatuation at the workplace with leg work - 6 HD FootageDrill Sargeant - humor - after yelling at person - picks up and pets stuffed toy HD FootageSexy Brunette  lady with a gun - 4 - I just aim and shoot, see? HD FootageSnow Play -2 getting the snow out HD FootageStereotypical black gangster ser 1 -  talking on cell during a shootout  HD FootagePregnant "Goth" girl sits - 13 - Stuffed small teddy bear and rose HD FootageVarious scenes of Asian woman having fun at swimming pool in slow motion - 3 HD FootagePsychedelic lizard slithers across screen HD FootageComing down the stairway - 5 HD FootageMoon and bats and fog - Halloween HD FootageInfamous Nothing Arizona - 3 - not quite the mail they were expecting HD FootageMixed couple dances she's getting warmed up - pre-keyed with alpha channel  HD FootageGoth girl expressions 2 - 5 - really quote - unquote HD FootageFamous characters - 2 - Big Nose Kate smiling with her two gents HD FootageAsian woman technician at data center - 1 HD FootageClumsy and unlucky Asian girl in the park - 2 HD FootageAsian woman technician at data center - 8 HD Footage1920's flapper dancer pre-keyed in time lapse - humorous - 2 HD FootagePre-keyed female park ranger in action - getting pricked in the finger HD FootageGoth Girl - Close ups - 1 - turn smile and giggle rt half HD FootageClumsy and unlucky Asian girl in the park - 3 HD FootageBlue collar worker - break time - pretends to be working with back  turned HD FootageFrustrated and confused blue collar worker sighs and walks off HD FootagePre-Keyed Humor - man pops up into frame HD FootageGoth Girl - Close ups - 13 - growl - did I scare you? HD FootageGrowing up with shoes - 5 - coming through, sort of. HD Footagegoof character with bandanna - cross eyed and not sure what this CD really is HD Footage
rjt98 24 Mar 2011 05:53
Here my only humorous clip: http://www.pond5.com/stock-footage/1217945
ironstrike 24 Mar 2011 06:04
Cool thanks for taking the time to post something, I will definitely look through those carefully when I have to buy.

lol that is funny rj, but everything I get with people has to be model released, although I don't think that one will fit in the context.
sftigress 25 Mar 2011 01:17
I have several of these nutty birds
Multiple curious puppies and dogs..love the head tilt thing :)
sftigress 25 Mar 2011 02:17
And don't forget this one! lol

picture 25 Mar 2011 05:20
https://www.pond5.com/stock-footage/58086
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