Bunch of requests

ironstrike 22 Mar 2011 21:07
OK Im looking for a bunch of things, but I probably wouldnt buy them for several months.

But Im looking for:
Odd videos, very funny or just weird. Random things that are funny i.e. A monkey flying a plane, or midgets beating up a clown.
Not those specifically, but weird/funny.

Unintentionally funny videos, clips that you may have intended to be serious but the actor has a weird expression or something that makes the clip funny in a "napoleon dynamite" kind of way. Clips that might be rejected as "limited commercial value" on another site.

18century, or steampunk style objects. or clothing, or people. (video)
engine sounds, airplane engines, or powerful sounding engines
80s themed pictures or vectors
rock and roll theme stuff (maybe)
Quentin Tarantino style music.
cheerful Idents (music only)- like "its always sunny in philadelphia"

Also I need music like from these navy commercials, (1st might be from the movie armageddon???)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YFUfuglke0


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmuuVGrQIVU&feature=related
JHDT_Productions 22 Mar 2011 21:10
What have you gotten yourself into young man.....
RekindlePhoto 23 Mar 2011 04:18
Midgets, monkeys and clowns .... oh my!

Off to the Wizard of Oz for this problem ;)
ironstrike 23 Mar 2011 18:44
I go with trouble like biscuits and gravy.

I also want cheesy scifi sound effects, like from the old transformers

What I mean is just weird funny clips. Kind of like this demo reel, (which is meant to be a joke demo reel BTW)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFtS9t2hDzY
vadervideo 23 Mar 2011 21:22
Here is a bin titled "Humorous" just for you:
Tennis shoes on a wire HD FootageVarious scenes of Asian woman having fun at swimming pool in slow motion - 2 HD FootageCool dog with sunglasses looks at camera HD FootageAt the shoe store - 7 - black heels leg lift and stretch HD FootageGoth girl expressions 2 - 4 - Silly hands - moose look HD FootageStereotypical black gangster ser 1 -  making goofy faces  HD FootageA mom and son playing card game in a soft lit patio outdoors - wide 2 shot HD FootageLower third - Humor - man sneaks by right to left while peeking. HD FootageHumorous Asian woman - secretary and office work - profile - 3 HD FootageSexy Brunette Head and shoulders - 3 - shake hair slow motion in BW HD FootageWorker tries to figure out how to use crowbar and hammer together HD FootageHumorous Asian woman - secretary and office work - front shot - 10 HD FootageBlue collar worker start cleaning his jump suit with roller - shoulders HD FootageAsian woman technician at data center - 7 HD FootagePretty brunette with pink paper umbrella - 2 - over the head. really!  HD FootageYoung Cooper's spotted hawk series - 5 - looks around very relaxed HD FootageGangster tourist - humor - mixes up gun with camera and apologizes HD FootagePregnant "Goth" girl sits - 15 - stylized B&W - with red rose bud. HD FootageClumsy and unlucky Asian girl in the park - 1 HD Footagefun encounter of horse being walked or trained while bike riding 4k or 4k+ ResolutionPre keyed green screen Asian under cover cop and vixen - 6 HD Footage	Blue collar worker start cleaning his jump suit with roller - vigorously HD FootagePre keyed green screen Asian woman - Apple or banana - that is the question. HD Footageworker humor - drops banana in mouth - dumps peel - walks of and slips and falls HD FootageA mom and son playing card game in a soft lit patio tilt down son to cards  HD FootageSexy Brunette Head and shoulders - 1 - really not too sure - but okay. HD FootageStereotypical black gangster ser 1 -  conversation but not the manly man HD Footage1950's style church lady with hat fashion with pink parasol- humor - 1 HD FootageClumsy and unlucky Asian girl in the park - 6 HD FootageGoth Girl - Close ups - 2 -smirk, twitch and giggle lt half  HD FootageStereotypical black gangster ser 1 -   answering the cell phone HD FootagePretty brunette with pink paper umbrella - 5 - who's that over there? HD FootageVarious scenes of Asian woman having fun at swimming pool in slow motion - 3 HD FootageKid's thoughts about the season. HD FootageSexy lady with a gun - 5 - like a black widow, I entice then kill! HD FootageAsian woman and the mailbox - 3 HD FootageStereotypical black gangster ser 1 - answering the cell while not looking cool   HD FootageClumsy and unlucky Asian girl in the park - 4 HD FootagePre keyed green screen Happy Asian female undercover cop - 1 HD FootageGoth Girl - Close ups - 8 - strighten hair and quick zoom out - ready! HD FootageMixed couple dances getting romantic and close -pre-keyed with alpha channel HD FootageSexy Brunette Head and shoulders - 13 - Shake the hair in BW HD FootageBeluga whale splashes with tail FootageYoung woman undresses and drops clothes to floor - leg and feet view - 3 HD FootageYoung Cooper's spotted hawk series - 7 - stand left leg and sideways gawk HD FootageOffice floor dusting series - 4  HD FootageSexy Brunette Head and shoulders - 6 - Okay. I am serious now.  HD FootagePre-keyed Humor - A man pops into frame from the bottom right HD Footage	Blue collar worker start cleaning his jump suit with roller - frustrated HD FootageLegs and the office romance - 5 HD Footage
rjt98 24 Mar 2011 05:53
Here my only humorous clip: http://www.pond5.com/stock-footage/1217945
ironstrike 24 Mar 2011 06:04
Cool thanks for taking the time to post something, I will definitely look through those carefully when I have to buy.

lol that is funny rj, but everything I get with people has to be model released, although I don't think that one will fit in the context.
sftigress 25 Mar 2011 01:17
I have several of these nutty birds
Multiple curious puppies and dogs..love the head tilt thing :)
sftigress 25 Mar 2011 02:17
And don't forget this one! lol

picture 25 Mar 2011 05:20
https://www.pond5.com/stock-footage/58086
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