The_Cozyrs

Over

Famed music critic and cocaine trafficker Pablo Escobar has called the Cozyrs "Music to make sweet babies to. Music for love. Music for hard, filthy banging." He was probably listening to something else when he said that, but whatever. Go ahead and have sex to our music. We're pretty sure your baby will turn out as a cyclops. And what's wrong with that? We don't judge. We're not racist against cyclopses, like you apparently are. Your arrogance disgusts Pablo, and everything he stood for.

Pond5-artiest sinds 2013