Professionalism is professional...(plus bigfoot)

Sup p5 buyers, I haven't made new clips for a long time. I know some of you have wondered where Ive been. Long story short... I tried to make a time machine out of a refrigerator. It didn't work out there was blood everywhere....

Anyway I got some video testimonials of other satisfied buyers and such here, so you should definitely buy MY clips.
http://www.ironstriker.com/area65/index.php?title=Testimonials

So did ya catch bigfoot?

Did ya catch Megan?

lol I showed my uncle that and he didn't even look at the videos, he was like:
"looks really professional"....really?? even the shower thing?

She left me for some Texan called "Jake Hellbach"

Wow!

Did you really get that redneck guys sister pregnant?

unfortunately no, but she is a member of a cult I started. In the cult We all drink Dr. Pepper and worship the actor Matthew Perry (from the show friends).... every other Wednesday of course (we aren't freaks.) Then we spend an hour adding clips to our pond5 cart and we never buy them, we try to work Don's clips more.

I think I just called the police 4 times. Once per video.

Why did you call the police?